This will just take a second. It is a poor substitute for cute puppies, but I can’t not say anything about this, so please bear with me.

There’s been some recent news for people who have to pee in North Carolina. (And for people who live in Kansas, but I neither live nor vote in Kansas, so I’ll leave Kansas alone.) That news is that we no longer have to live in FEAR and TERROR of a transgender person INVADING our precious dichotomous elimination.

(A transgender person, in over-simplified bina...