Okay, so in a little bit, I'm going to post a video — but first: some totally tedious explanation! The video in question stars my redheaded right-hand ma'am, Jamie Mae Lawrence (also some dudes I don't know but wish I did because they're fun-to-the-nay). Jamie and I met when we were twelve, at the Oakwood Upper School's seventh grade orientation pool party (f.y.i. I modeled Winston Prep, the too-too private school in POSEUR, on Oakwood). The party was hosted by this girl I didn't know, Laurie Ru