The whole world contained within a few short pages! [0]

GASP in HORROR at the Elephant Faced Man!

SHRIEK in TERROR as Cujo the Wasp rises to wreak a horrible vengeance!

SHUDDER in DISGUST at the resident of the first floor's poor toilet habits!

This is a short book, full of short things. Funny things, sad things, and outright surreal things.

Your life will never be the same again.[1]

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[0] This may be a complete lie.

[1] This is almost certainly a complete lie.