An Ode To Theresa May

Hip hip hooray for Theresa May.
Another Thatcher is on the way.
Another P.M, without our say.
Hip hip hooray for Theresa May,
Who cuts police budgets and cleans up the mess
By giving the services to G4S,
Which her husband’s a major shareowner of.
Theresa May, yay! Such an Oxford top toff!
Praise her for her Investigatory Powers Bill,
Which lets them snoop our texts and emails at free will,
And congratulate her on how she handled
The bodge of the paedophile M.Ps scandal.
Pat her on the back for the half a mil loan
The government gave to a convicted felon.
Be thankful to her, because she wants to get rid
Of immigrants on less than 35,000 quid.
So clap and cheer and shout hooray
For new P.M Theresa May.
Hip hip hooray! Come on, let’s praise her,
Our new Mother Theresa.
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Published on July 12, 2016 07:28 Tags: poem, poetry, prime-minister, theresa-may
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message 1: by Jason (new)

Jason Good to see you supporting her Harry.


message 2: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Jason wrote: "Good to see you supporting her Harry."

Oh for sure! :)


message 3: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Gordon Brown - not elected by the public.
David Cameron - not elected by the public (in his first term).
Theresa May - not elected by the public.

It's a hat-trick!

Remind me what the difference between democracy and dictatorship is again.


message 4: by Jason (new)

Jason Dictators always have a moustache.


message 5: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Jason wrote: "Dictators always have a moustache."

Ah, so only Theresa May is a dictator. O.K.


message 6: by Jason (new)

Jason You got it!


message 7: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Gransden Always great to have your take on things Harry :)


message 8: by James (new)

James Morcan It's funny you mention Mother Theresa because as soon as I heard the name Theresa May, and still when I hear the name today, my mind starts overriding it with the name Mother Theresa!
It's like a sly anagram that replaces an evil person with a good person to make us think better of the evil person...

Or is it just me?


message 9: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Rebecca wrote: "Always great to have your take on things Harry :)"

Cheers Becs. :)


message 10: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf James Morcan wrote: "It's funny you mention Mother Theresa because as soon as I heard the name Theresa May, and still when I hear the name today, my mind starts overriding it with the name Mother Theresa!
It's like a s..."


Well, I start singing 'St. Teresa' by Joan Osbourne in my head.


message 11: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf See? I knew I was right to love and trust Theresa as our new P.M. I mean, she wants to blow us all up into nuclear smithereens, so that's got to be a good thing right!

In today's news:

"(MP) George Kerevan asked Mrs May: 'Can we cut to the chase? Is she personally prepared to authorise a nuclear strike that can kill a hundred thousand innocent men, women and children?'

She replied: 'Yes - and I have to say to you, the whole point of a deterrent is that our enemies need to know that we would be prepared to.'"

Marvellous...


message 12: by Jason (new)

Jason bet amazon and google are gonna pay their taxes now.


message 13: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Jason wrote: "bet amazon and google are gonna pay their taxes now."

Nah, they've got underground bunkers to hide in.


message 14: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Of course they were going to continue Trident. Why couldn't we have had a referendum on THAT?

Fuckers.


message 15: by James (new)

James Morcan So Theresa seems like a nice lady, yeah?


message 16: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf James Morcan wrote: "So Theresa seems like a nice lady, yeah?"

"Lady"?


message 17: by James (new)

James Morcan Well, in the same way Trump can be called a gentleman...


message 18: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf They'd make a good couple.


message 19: by James (new)

James Morcan A transatlantic team like Reagan and Thatcher in the 80s


message 20: by James (new)

James Morcan Theresa could be the most elitist PM Britain has ever had, don't you think?
Early signs are not good...


message 21: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf I prefer TM (Transcendental Meditation) than TM (the PM), I know that.


message 22: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf MT - Margaret Thatcher.
TM - Theresa May.

Coincidence? :)


message 23: by James (new)

James Morcan Harry wrote: "MT - Margaret Thatcher.
TM - Theresa May.

Coincidence? :)"


Are you talkin' to me?
Or to yourself?
Or to your followers?


message 24: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf To anyone who will listen. :)


message 25: by James (new)

James Morcan Harry wrote: "To anyone who will listen. :)"

Well, I think you can be sure TM won't listen...to any of the common people!


message 26: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Theresa May not listen, it's true.


message 27: by James (new)

James Morcan Harry wrote: "Theresa May not listen, it's true."

You'll always be a word man...
Better than a bird man.


message 28: by Jason (new)

Jason MT also = Mr T.

Doubly coincidental?


message 29: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Mr. T would be a great Prime Minister. :)


message 30: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Gransden Theresa May's middle name is Mary - TMM...Tell Me More. Stop snooping Theresa. So nosy.

Can this be our new national anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu3tO...

Though the classic Treat Your Mother Right is acceptable.


message 31: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Rebecca wrote: "Can this be our new national anthem?"

Yes, yes and yes!


message 32: by Seth (new)

Seth Kupchick Jason wrote: "Good to see you supporting her Harry."

No one in the U.S. is even thinking about Theresa May. It's all about "The Donald!"


message 33: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Donald Duck's running for the presidency? Why did I not know this?


message 34: by Seth (new)

Seth Kupchick Harry wrote: "Donald Duck's running for the presidency? Why did I not know this?"
Quack Quack.


message 35: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Though I did hear Mickey Mouse was running.


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