by Harlowe Pilgrim, for The Shit Creek Times ("All the shit that's fit to print")




Yaktattoo, Alaska – Say goodbye to “The Tightest Seal in Alaska.”





Not that a satisfying seal can’t still be had.  But the local company who advertised it now finds itself belly-up.
And not in a satisfying way.
Ironic that the future for Wet Willy Weather Stripping … sucks.
It was only months ago, they began using that slogan and the initial response was promising.
“We got a lot of calls,” an ex-employee told us....