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I'm willing to eat dinner under the following conditions:

1. You must hold me.2. You must feed me.3. I must eat directly from your plate. 4. I must drink directly from your glass. Do not complain about the gumbo I create with my backwash, that's rude.5. No bite can be larger than the circumference