At the urging of goodvibes_mag , I'm taking this survey on attitudes towards lube. It is rather silly.

Let me see if I can paste some of it over here...

17. Who approves of you using lubricant alone during masturbation? What people or groups of people might support you? I can't think of a single human being on this planet who might give a shit.18. Who disapproves of you using lubricant alone during masturbation? What people or groups of people might not support you? My wife would be mildly irritated if I didn't clean up afterwards.19. What makes it easier or might make it easier for you to use lubricant by yourself? If i'm about to take a shower anyway, and if the lube bottle is close to hand.20. What makes it harder or might make it harder for you to use lubricant by yourself? If the lube bottle has rolled under the bed again. And if I go fishing for it, I'll have to confront the dust bunnies that have accumulated there.

I'm getting the distinct impression that I don't particularly conform to the prejudices of the survey designers.