So to kick things off, I will begin in a time of my life when I despised reading...the 80s. And forget about writing (I had a mother who made me write sentences in repetition for punishment. Good, old-school, Catholic discipline). It was a simpler time, before the internet. A time of analog phones. When computers were just computers...

...until computers became gaming systems! Bless you Fusajiro Yamauchi. My dad had bought an Atari 2600, but even at the age of 5, I knew it was crap. The contro...