From the diary of Satan...
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From the diary of Satan – Supreme Sheolic Overlord, Emperor of the 666 Legions, Source of all Evil.
Dear Diary
Today was a pretty average day – there were a few light tortures in the morning, followed by lunch with Famine, and a game of chess with War. Checked in on Death this afternoon – he has quite a lovely prisoner in his lair… haven’t seen Pestilence around today – he’s had a nasty bout of the flu – note to self – bring him a Tupperware of chicken soup.
This evening I spent a few hours chillin’ in my office with some music – still trying to master the N’Sync “Bye Bye Bye” puppet dance – I’d like to have it ready for the Sheolic talent contest – I know just which prisoners to string up next to me as props! There’s no business like show business!
Had the castle’s mage work a spell to enhance our WiFi signal. I plan to take over the Twitterverse by morning! Straight from Sheol into your homes via @theonetruesatan!!! I must remember to take some cute videos of my re-animated kitty Pookie Pie for upload…those humans love their cat videos.
My butler had our resident mage design me a new RPG game for my PS4! Can’t wait to decimate those dirty angels in the virtual world AND the real world.
I guess that’s all for now – I do have an underworld to run! ‘Til tomorrow dear diary!
Satan – slayer of real AND virtual angels, dancer extraordinaire!
P.S. I had my minions do the Harlem Shake – video got over 100 likes!!!
P.P.S. People seem to think my social media accounts are marketing ploys for some new movie release…what the Sheol!
http://www.ismellsheep.com/2017/05/am...
From the diary of Satan – Supreme Sheolic Overlord, Emperor of the 666 Legions, Source of all Evil.
Dear Diary
Today was a pretty average day – there were a few light tortures in the morning, followed by lunch with Famine, and a game of chess with War. Checked in on Death this afternoon – he has quite a lovely prisoner in his lair… haven’t seen Pestilence around today – he’s had a nasty bout of the flu – note to self – bring him a Tupperware of chicken soup.
This evening I spent a few hours chillin’ in my office with some music – still trying to master the N’Sync “Bye Bye Bye” puppet dance – I’d like to have it ready for the Sheolic talent contest – I know just which prisoners to string up next to me as props! There’s no business like show business!
Had the castle’s mage work a spell to enhance our WiFi signal. I plan to take over the Twitterverse by morning! Straight from Sheol into your homes via @theonetruesatan!!! I must remember to take some cute videos of my re-animated kitty Pookie Pie for upload…those humans love their cat videos.
My butler had our resident mage design me a new RPG game for my PS4! Can’t wait to decimate those dirty angels in the virtual world AND the real world.
I guess that’s all for now – I do have an underworld to run! ‘Til tomorrow dear diary!
Satan – slayer of real AND virtual angels, dancer extraordinaire!
P.S. I had my minions do the Harlem Shake – video got over 100 likes!!!
P.P.S. People seem to think my social media accounts are marketing ploys for some new movie release…what the Sheol!
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