Okay folks, let’s get weird.

Everyday, there are hundreds, if not thousands of self-published ebooks of the naughty variety. The titles are crude, the writing lousy, and yet still, we can’t disregard the hundred million copies of Fifty Shades which were sold, thanks to the general, oh, I don’t know how to say this… idiocy? of the general public…

(Fifty Shades started off as a Twilight fanfic story written on the blackberry of a middle-aged British woman… for those of you who didn’t know)

Anyways, let’s get started – here is my choice for this week’s naughty book review:

Down & Dirty With Rapunzel: Erotic Lesbian Fairy Tales

DOWN AND DITY WITH RAPUNZEL! FUCK YEA!

Let’s put the desecration of a wholesome fairy tale character aside here for a moment (think about Rapunzel’s hair, and then think about her bush), and talk about just how brutal the tags are. I mean who doesn’t want to see a little ‘girl on girl’ in their short story? Sex in public? Sounds about right… if I was cruising a porn site for chrissakes.

If there’s one thing I’m looking for when it comes to girl on girl, its regality! You gotta eat that pussy with your pinky finger raised, or something?

Let’s leave it there for now, because if I keep going I might say something offensive. Oh, and there wasn’t a free sample for this book, and I certainly wasn’t about to pay $2.99 for it so… yeah, something tells me I don’t need to read a single page to know that this little publication is about as stimulating as watching Queen Elizabeth flick her bean.

Coming up next week: GAY FORCE 10: PIMPED BEHIND BARS (and no, I’m not making this shit up!)