Well this is awkward...

I've said it before and I'll say it again and most likely again six months from now ... I suck at Goodreads. Like royally suck. Embarrassingly. Shamefully. Mother effing suck. Which probably explains why I have like ten followers. LOL. But, I absolutely adore those followers so I really can't complain. I just don't know how authors do this ...

Granted, I have four kids, and we were dealing with a deployment plus my oldest was diagnosed with Type One diabetes back in February so we were trying to get a handle on that crazy change. On top off trying to finish writing Falling Over (so close, homies) and well, it's summer time which means I have all FOUR BOYS at home with me on the daily and driving me mad as a hatter but still, I need to get my ish together.

So, this is me, getting my ish together.

Starting from today, I will post at least once a week. Okay, so I'm going to TRY to post once a week. I can't make any promises. My mama didn't raise no liar. Gotta be realistic here. My life is exactly how you would imagine it ...

CenturyLink field loud and just as expensive with the same amount of alcohol cause let's face it, I have four boys and without wine ...oh goodness, I can't even go there. Just the thought is absolutely effing terrifying. Like near-panty-wetting scary. I'm completely outnumbered by penises. And the bathrooms never stay clean no matter how many times you effing clean them.

Seriously though, how does one get toothpaste on the light fixtures? And is it really that hard to get the pee in the damn hole? Must we play around-the-world every time we use the bathroom?

Apparently in my house, the answer is yes, yes we do.

So yeah, summer has been fantastic thus far. Jealous? You know you are!

As for Falling Over, I am hoping to be done by August and the release should be around October ...this is all in theory and dependent on my ish getting seriously together. But, I will keep all ten of you posted. LOL.

Until then, keep reading. Maybe even spread the word a wee bit ...do a little author namedrop and book recommendation to all of your Kindle-sexy-reading hussies. I would greatly appreciate it!

Hope you're enjoying the summer and if you are like me, outnumbered by Minecraft maniacs hellbent on converting me to their Youtube-obsessed dark-side, then I feel you.

I. Feel. You.

Happy Wednesday! Oh shiz! It's wine Wednesday ya'll! Well, then I wish you a VERY (inebriated) Wednesday! ;-) Talk soon.


Much love,
Andrea