The ex-journalist in me feels weird asking folks to pre-order my new book. Really, how do you pre-order something? You're still ordering, aren't you? So, I'd rather just say "please order my new book." But, 'pre-order' is the current style.

On that same note, if when I'm gone some literary geniuses publish a book of my work called Posthumous Poems, I will haunt them and curse their families for seven generations.

Nonetheless, laugh with me as, in all seriousness, I say that pre-ordering for my new book is available now:

http://brickroadpoetrypress.com/order...