Welp. This recent purchase just became one of my absolute favorites! I posted about pre-ordering this gem a while ago BUT I labeled it as a kid's book. It. Is. Not. So, what is it exactly?

A Die Hard fan's new favorite book.

It rhymes. It's adorable. It's bloody. It's fun.

It needs to be in your personal library.

Need more proof? Here's the first and last pages. Believe me, you want to read the middle too!