I worry that people will think I am some kind of idiot.

Like, if I don't do something really smart, or stand in some way that makes me seem intelligent they might think I am retarded or something.

So I walk around with a magnifying glass, looking at stuff.

I like how the magnifying glass makes everything small look like it is really close to my face.

I imagine the little stuff feels woozy when I look at it and it is big.

Like: I imagine the ants feel like they are suffering from motion sickness.

When I am done looking at the ants, and I no longer am worried about looking foolish, I spit on them.

To them, my saliva is a tidal wave.