One day Mulla Nasaruddin’s wife got pissed off with neighborhood children making lot of noise around their house.

“Why don’t you go and drive them off?”, she asked Nasaruddin.

“I have tried it several times but they gather courage again”, Nasaruddin replied in a helpless tone.

“Try some new trick or do whatever you want, but I must see them going off in next 5 minutes”, ordered the wife in a commanding voice.

Nasaruddin started scratching his head and somehow managed to come up with a trick.