Pokemon Go 
I will walk the streets,
a warrior who searches.
Pocket monster, come. 

Dinosaur Porn 
Oh monstrous, T-rex, 
I so want to T-sex you,
love your little arms. 

          I realize that these haikus might require some justification, so let me explain. Tonight I went to dinner with some friends and we had a lovely time. The constituents of the dinner were a young geology major (my son), a math teacher (me), a writer, and and an astronomer. Naturally things got a bit nutty. Of course we t...