100 facts about Hollowawk.
Hollowawk the Red Immortal, is the main character of the legendary epic Rasciss. But he remains a very mysterious character, until now. After millions of man hours, here are 100 facts about this mysterious individual.
Hundred facts about Hollowawk
1.The devil once crossed Hollowawk’s path; the devil was quick to get out of his way.
2.The sun goes down at night because Hollowawk tells it to.
3.The sun doesn’t burn Hollowawk, Hollowawk burns the sun.
4.When gods need guidance they pray to Hollowawk
5.The moon shines because Hollowawk once told it to lighten up.
6.When Hollowawk drinks, the alcohol gets drunk.
7.Monsters live under children’s beds, because they are scared of Hollowawk.
8.Clouds first appeared because Hollowawk thought the sky looked too dull.
9.In truth vampires don’t come out during the day because Hollowawk hates pointy teeth.
10.Mountains formed because Hollowawk wanted some shade.
11.The earth spins because one day Hollowawk didn’t feel like moving from where he stood.
12.Eras come to an end when Hollowawk wants something different
13.Ghosts are haunted by Hollowawk
14.One day Hollowawk thought the air was stale and thus wind was created.
15.There are 60 seconds in a minute and 60 minutes in an hour because Hollowawk has a bad memory.
16.Some volcanoes are dormant because Hollowawk told them to be quiet.
17.Oceans formed because one day Hollowawk wanted to go swimming.
18.Time never stops because Hollowawk told it once to hurry up
19.Nature once had two parents before Hollowawk killed its father
20.The dinosaurs died out because Hollowawk found them delicious
21.Hollowawk once whispered, the echoes of which are now called thunder.
22.Boulders exist because Hollowawk found certain pebbles too small.
23.Rain first fell because Hollowawk wanted to cool down
24.Nightmares dream of Hollowawk
25.Diseases do not infect Hollowawk, Hollowawk infects diseases
26.Diamonds were created because Hollowawk thought steel wasn’t hard enough.
27.Birds sing because Hollowawk thought they were too quiet.
28.Hollowawk once threw a rock into the sky; it is now called the moon.
29.God challenged Hollowawk to a fight; the loser had to write a book about their life’s work.
30.Hollowawk possesses demons
31.The first maze was formed when Hollowawk told a forest to get lost
32.Ice is water Hollowawk told to stay still
33.Night first fell because Hollowawk wanted some sleep
34.Books have endings because Hollowawk grew bored with them
35.One day Hollowawk did not feel like walking around an ocean, thus Antarctica was formed
36.Blood was once as clear as water until Hollowawk thought it was not colourful enough
37.Children grow up because Hollowawk once told them to get taller
38.The gods learnt everything they know from Hollowawk
39.Animals migrate because Hollowawk told them to get away from him.
40.Music is noise Hollowawk told to get more interesting.
41.Fire burns because Hollowawk didn’t think it was hot enough.
42.Lightning strikes the earth to remind Hollowawk to look up.
42.The supernatural exists because Hollowawk found the natural too boring
43.Hills exist so Hollowawk does not need to raise his head to see higher
44.Stars burn out when they realize they will not outlive Hollowawk
45.Meteors crash to the earth because Hollowawk told them to get down on the ground
46.Smoke rises because Hollowawk doesn’t like how it smells
47.Agony exists because Hollowawk felt pain wasn’t intense enough
48.Mirrors were created because Hollowawk felt portraits weren’t detailed enough
49.When Hollowawk was a child humans lived for a million years, but he thought that was too long to wait for puberty.
50.Hollowawk can speak every single word ever spoken, at the exact same time
51.Hollowawk can run for an hour in 15 minutes
52.There are 12 months in a year because Hollowawk did not want to count to thirteen
53.Winter exists because Hollowawk thought summer was too cocky
54.Hair grows because Hollowawk wanted to keep his ears warm
55.Silence was created when Hollowawk told the world to shut up
56.Plants grow because Hollowawk found dirt too boring.
57.Humans have two ears because Hollowawk thought they needed to listen more
58.Wounds heal because Hollowawk told them to
59.Hollowawk doesn’t age, age Hollowawks
60.Clothes fade because Hollowawk wanted to change outfits
61.Hollowawk has no soul, he owns everybody else’s
62.Fear didn’t exist until Hollowawk was born
63.Hell isn’t filled with sinners but people who have looked at Hollowawk the wrong way
64.Plagues occur when Hollowawk sneezes
65.Hollowawk taught Mick Foley how to be hardcore
66.Hollowawk taught nails to be tough
67.Hollowawk taught the Grim Reaper about death
68.Stars formed because Hollowawk thought that the night sky was too dark
69.Hollowawk was the inspiration for the word legendary
70.Handsome is a mistranslated word for Hollowawk
71.Hollowawk could beat Mathion in a fight
72.Sex wasn’t fun until Hollowawk came along
73.Twins were created when Hollowawk wanted to look at the same thing twice
74.Light tries to keep up with Hollowawk’s speed, it never can
75.Arrows do not pierce Hollowawk, Hollowawk pierces arrows
76.Heaven was modeled after Hollowawk’s house
77.Hollowawk experienced an once in a lifetime moment twice
78.Hollowawk invented brutality
79.Hollowawk invented hot chips
80.Hollowawk invented lipstick
81.Hollowawk invented the word ultimate to describe himself
82.Hollowawk can make any 4 letter word a 5 letter word
83.Hollowawk made trees grow fruit because he didn’t like the taste of leaves
84.Hollowawk invented the sword because he didn’t feel a knife was long enough
85.Hollowawk invented gunpowder because fire wasn’t destructive enough
86.Hollowawk invented the word twilight, his one and only regret
87.Hollowawk invented the word invented
88.Originally the word impossible meant Hollowawk hadn’t tried it yet
89.Originally the word wrong just meant something Hollowawk wouldn’t do
90.Grass is green because Hollowawk doesn’t like the colour purple
91.Hollowawk doesn’t need food, food needs Hollowawk
92.Hollowawk was the inspiration behind the word inspiration
93.The world will end when Hollowawk says it can
94.Buildings are houses Hollowawk told to get taller
95.The colour black came to be when Hollowawk thought brown wasn’t dark enough
96.Hollowawk is immune to “Bieber Fever”
97.The world was once completely covered by oceans, until Hollowawk got thirsty
98.Hollowawk once kicked a rock into the sky, that rock is now called Mars
99.Hollowawk circumnavigated the world in 80 seconds
100. The first avalanche occurred because Hollowawk wanted some ice.
Hundred facts about Hollowawk
1.The devil once crossed Hollowawk’s path; the devil was quick to get out of his way.
2.The sun goes down at night because Hollowawk tells it to.
3.The sun doesn’t burn Hollowawk, Hollowawk burns the sun.
4.When gods need guidance they pray to Hollowawk
5.The moon shines because Hollowawk once told it to lighten up.
6.When Hollowawk drinks, the alcohol gets drunk.
7.Monsters live under children’s beds, because they are scared of Hollowawk.
8.Clouds first appeared because Hollowawk thought the sky looked too dull.
9.In truth vampires don’t come out during the day because Hollowawk hates pointy teeth.
10.Mountains formed because Hollowawk wanted some shade.
11.The earth spins because one day Hollowawk didn’t feel like moving from where he stood.
12.Eras come to an end when Hollowawk wants something different
13.Ghosts are haunted by Hollowawk
14.One day Hollowawk thought the air was stale and thus wind was created.
15.There are 60 seconds in a minute and 60 minutes in an hour because Hollowawk has a bad memory.
16.Some volcanoes are dormant because Hollowawk told them to be quiet.
17.Oceans formed because one day Hollowawk wanted to go swimming.
18.Time never stops because Hollowawk told it once to hurry up
19.Nature once had two parents before Hollowawk killed its father
20.The dinosaurs died out because Hollowawk found them delicious
21.Hollowawk once whispered, the echoes of which are now called thunder.
22.Boulders exist because Hollowawk found certain pebbles too small.
23.Rain first fell because Hollowawk wanted to cool down
24.Nightmares dream of Hollowawk
25.Diseases do not infect Hollowawk, Hollowawk infects diseases
26.Diamonds were created because Hollowawk thought steel wasn’t hard enough.
27.Birds sing because Hollowawk thought they were too quiet.
28.Hollowawk once threw a rock into the sky; it is now called the moon.
29.God challenged Hollowawk to a fight; the loser had to write a book about their life’s work.
30.Hollowawk possesses demons
31.The first maze was formed when Hollowawk told a forest to get lost
32.Ice is water Hollowawk told to stay still
33.Night first fell because Hollowawk wanted some sleep
34.Books have endings because Hollowawk grew bored with them
35.One day Hollowawk did not feel like walking around an ocean, thus Antarctica was formed
36.Blood was once as clear as water until Hollowawk thought it was not colourful enough
37.Children grow up because Hollowawk once told them to get taller
38.The gods learnt everything they know from Hollowawk
39.Animals migrate because Hollowawk told them to get away from him.
40.Music is noise Hollowawk told to get more interesting.
41.Fire burns because Hollowawk didn’t think it was hot enough.
42.Lightning strikes the earth to remind Hollowawk to look up.
42.The supernatural exists because Hollowawk found the natural too boring
43.Hills exist so Hollowawk does not need to raise his head to see higher
44.Stars burn out when they realize they will not outlive Hollowawk
45.Meteors crash to the earth because Hollowawk told them to get down on the ground
46.Smoke rises because Hollowawk doesn’t like how it smells
47.Agony exists because Hollowawk felt pain wasn’t intense enough
48.Mirrors were created because Hollowawk felt portraits weren’t detailed enough
49.When Hollowawk was a child humans lived for a million years, but he thought that was too long to wait for puberty.
50.Hollowawk can speak every single word ever spoken, at the exact same time
51.Hollowawk can run for an hour in 15 minutes
52.There are 12 months in a year because Hollowawk did not want to count to thirteen
53.Winter exists because Hollowawk thought summer was too cocky
54.Hair grows because Hollowawk wanted to keep his ears warm
55.Silence was created when Hollowawk told the world to shut up
56.Plants grow because Hollowawk found dirt too boring.
57.Humans have two ears because Hollowawk thought they needed to listen more
58.Wounds heal because Hollowawk told them to
59.Hollowawk doesn’t age, age Hollowawks
60.Clothes fade because Hollowawk wanted to change outfits
61.Hollowawk has no soul, he owns everybody else’s
62.Fear didn’t exist until Hollowawk was born
63.Hell isn’t filled with sinners but people who have looked at Hollowawk the wrong way
64.Plagues occur when Hollowawk sneezes
65.Hollowawk taught Mick Foley how to be hardcore
66.Hollowawk taught nails to be tough
67.Hollowawk taught the Grim Reaper about death
68.Stars formed because Hollowawk thought that the night sky was too dark
69.Hollowawk was the inspiration for the word legendary
70.Handsome is a mistranslated word for Hollowawk
71.Hollowawk could beat Mathion in a fight
72.Sex wasn’t fun until Hollowawk came along
73.Twins were created when Hollowawk wanted to look at the same thing twice
74.Light tries to keep up with Hollowawk’s speed, it never can
75.Arrows do not pierce Hollowawk, Hollowawk pierces arrows
76.Heaven was modeled after Hollowawk’s house
77.Hollowawk experienced an once in a lifetime moment twice
78.Hollowawk invented brutality
79.Hollowawk invented hot chips
80.Hollowawk invented lipstick
81.Hollowawk invented the word ultimate to describe himself
82.Hollowawk can make any 4 letter word a 5 letter word
83.Hollowawk made trees grow fruit because he didn’t like the taste of leaves
84.Hollowawk invented the sword because he didn’t feel a knife was long enough
85.Hollowawk invented gunpowder because fire wasn’t destructive enough
86.Hollowawk invented the word twilight, his one and only regret
87.Hollowawk invented the word invented
88.Originally the word impossible meant Hollowawk hadn’t tried it yet
89.Originally the word wrong just meant something Hollowawk wouldn’t do
90.Grass is green because Hollowawk doesn’t like the colour purple
91.Hollowawk doesn’t need food, food needs Hollowawk
92.Hollowawk was the inspiration behind the word inspiration
93.The world will end when Hollowawk says it can
94.Buildings are houses Hollowawk told to get taller
95.The colour black came to be when Hollowawk thought brown wasn’t dark enough
96.Hollowawk is immune to “Bieber Fever”
97.The world was once completely covered by oceans, until Hollowawk got thirsty
98.Hollowawk once kicked a rock into the sky, that rock is now called Mars
99.Hollowawk circumnavigated the world in 80 seconds
100. The first avalanche occurred because Hollowawk wanted some ice.
Published on November 08, 2011 20:07
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