You know, I fly a lot.

Not that I have a place to go.  It’s just for the flight attendants.
And I’ve always considered safe sex with a flight attendant to be, she leaves her nylons on.
Why not?  Nylons will stop most things … all but the tiniest sperm cells and bugs.  And then there's the extra toe-curling.
But as with condoms, they’re not really good to wear again after.
Unless you wash them.
I’m talking about the nylons, not the attendants.  Although a washing couldn’t hu...