Hi, I’m Allison, and I haven’t written anything (aside from some angsty poetry that won’t see the light of day) in a long, long while.

I’ve been through some interesting shtick, and now I live near some train tracks, so voiceover has been completely out the window, unless I can find some way to cutely incorporate trains going noisily by into my delivery with one third of the grace with which Robin Williams could with his neurological tics. Yeah, no. Sorry.

I miss writing. I really do. I ha...