I don’t want to be a world famous author for the fame and the money and the oodles of pliant women. No, no. That would be silly. I want to be a famous author so that someday someone will make awesome movies of my books and the main star will be played by some young prick who, when the series ends, won’t be remembered for anything else and he’ll fall into the usual hollywood comforts of drugs and heavy drink, ruining his life. THAT’s why I want to be a famous author.