[image error] It's said that Siberia, the dragon, is to blame for waves of extreme cold weather that are spreading on both sides of Russia. I guess he ate too much ice cream and is farting everywhere. Japan and Asia is getting a good blast and Europe is suffering too. It's said that some places have severe weather warnings, many deaths are expected with water shortages and food shortages affecting thousands. People are seriously worried. So would I be if all the ice cream had been eaten by a dragon. I have a solution though.
There's a girls group in Asia called SNSD or in correct English translation, Girls' Generation. They are so incredibly hot that if they were to hold a concert in each of the affected cities all ice there would melt instantly. People could then take refuge through the winter under the protection of super asian idol group hotness.
So effectively they are a super group. They are a superhero group saving millions with their gorgeous legs and dancing bodies. All I can think when I watch the video to this song (featured above) is "legs, legs, legs, legs!" Skimpy outfits save the world! Millions of people will thank them and then they can take off in their giant space robot to fly to the next destination and perform a new concert and save that city too.

I'm surprised they don't have an anime yet, but then they aren't Japanese.