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Florida Man Dates Young Women, Then Sues Them

Successful real estate developer
in his 70s
accused of filing
frivolous lawsuits
against ex-girlfriends
in their 30s.

"Stalking through the courts,"
their attorney says.

"I'm not a romanticist.
I'm a businessman,"
explains the spurned
Florida Man.

The ritzy development
he built
up from ruins
into world-class
home to celebrities
top equestrians
royals
the elite
feels the wrath
of Florida Man
when he busts
a security gate
with his convertible Bentley
when asked to stop
and show ID.

"I'm not a romanticist.
I'm a businessman."

He evicts his women
demands repayment
for expensive clothes
gifts
salaries, loans, repairs
he kicks them
off his yacht.

When asked
to leave
the home he rents
to a young woman
Florida Man
warns the police
about close ties
with the mayor,
what he's done to
other cops,
and his active membership
at the seaside club
of the country's most powerful
Florida Man.

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Published on March 06, 2021 08:02 Tags: florida, florida-is-crazy, florida-news, grandma-moses, poetry
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