You Could Be a Stephen King Character
If you hear a voice or voices of someone you know in your head you could be a Stephen King character.
If you hear someone scream then realize it’s you, you could be a Stephen King character.
If you burst into tears you could be a Stephen King character.
If someone calls you Sunny Jim you could be a Stephen King character.
If you live near a town common with a bandstand you could be a Stephen King character.
If you kiss someone on the corner of the mouth you could be a Stephen King character.
If you wear rimless, gold-rimmed, or hornrimmed glasses or spectacles you could be a Stephen King character.
If you carry a Lord Buxton wallet you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have blue eyes you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a female with coltish legs you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a male body part that’s a shapeshifter of sorts you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a male that beats on his wife or girlfriend you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a female that makes sexist comments you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a wing chair you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a driveway you could be a Stephen King character.
If you drive a Prius you could be a Stephen King character.
If you drive a nondescript sedan you could be a Stephen King character.
If you pull a bandanna from your pocket you could be a Stephen King character.
If you call Interstates turnpikes you could be a Stephen King character.
If you mistake stair risers for stair treads you could be a Stephen King character.
If you despise Republicans, especially Donald Trump, you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a writer you could be a Stephen King character.
If you hear someone scream then realize it’s you, you could be a Stephen King character.
If you burst into tears you could be a Stephen King character.
If someone calls you Sunny Jim you could be a Stephen King character.
If you live near a town common with a bandstand you could be a Stephen King character.
If you kiss someone on the corner of the mouth you could be a Stephen King character.
If you wear rimless, gold-rimmed, or hornrimmed glasses or spectacles you could be a Stephen King character.
If you carry a Lord Buxton wallet you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have blue eyes you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a female with coltish legs you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a male body part that’s a shapeshifter of sorts you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a male that beats on his wife or girlfriend you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a female that makes sexist comments you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a wing chair you could be a Stephen King character.
If you have a driveway you could be a Stephen King character.
If you drive a Prius you could be a Stephen King character.
If you drive a nondescript sedan you could be a Stephen King character.
If you pull a bandanna from your pocket you could be a Stephen King character.
If you call Interstates turnpikes you could be a Stephen King character.
If you mistake stair risers for stair treads you could be a Stephen King character.
If you despise Republicans, especially Donald Trump, you could be a Stephen King character.
If you are a writer you could be a Stephen King character.
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Jun 26, 2022 10:16AM
Awesome writing. Mr Roch. I am gonna b the Guy in road work. Thats My Destiny.
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When I first read your comment, I was thinking Robinson in "Dolan's Cadillac," then realized I had the wrong story. I think you'd fare better as Robinson than Barton Dawes, though.
Michael wrote: "When I first read your comment, I was thinking Robinson in "Dolan's Cadillac," then realized I had the wrong story. I think you'd fare better as Robinson than Barton Dawes, though."wow! i didnt know about that story! but after reading the first few sentences on wiki´s plot summary I can definitely see myself as Robinson. I guess its my nature!! thanx for recommendation. gonna see if i can get hold of it at my local library.
The movie wasn't bad, either. At first, Sylvester Stallone was going to be Dolan, with Christian Slater playing Robinson. In the end, Slater was Dolan, and Wes Bentley had the part of Robinson. Back in the 1980s, Stephen King put out a Castle Rock newsletter. "Dolan's Cadillac" first appeared in the first five issues. (Individual issues are selling for around $25, including shipping, each on ebay.)
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