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Police Commissioner Accused of Blaming Women for Attacks
By Jac Buchanan
The West Australian Police Commissioner yesterday issued instructions to women on how to keep themselves safe, only to receive backlash from women’s rights groups.
Advice was issued for women to “…travel in groups, avoid walking at night, and ensure someone knows your whereabouts and when to expect you home.” Women’s rights groups say the Police Commissioner is “putting the onus on women rather than placing blame where blame is due” saying the advice takes women “back to the dark ages”.
Alternative advice has been issued by women’s rights groups, advising men “…to monitor one another’s behaviour, commit to respecting and protecting all…cont. pg. 7

Doherty Caught Skinny Dipping
By Jac Buchanan
Rare photographs of You & I star, Jane Sarah Doherty, have surfaced and held exclusively by The Jac Journal.
Ms. Doherty was arrested by police late last year, but released on her own recognisance, after being caught skinny dipping with then-partner Felicity Armand.
This is not the first time Ms. Armand has been photographed nude–appearing in Playboy alongside newcomer and superstar Bretman Rock.
Sources in Ms. Doherty’s camp advised they had attempted to buy the photos for some time, and despite offering a larger payment than The Jac Journal, were unsuccessful.
Since knowledge of the arrest became public, police have been criticized for letting Ms. Doherty “off the hook”. Ms. Doherty released a statement in response
to the criticism, saying, “Trans woman Polly Denver should have been afforded the same privilege that I, as a cis woman, was granted.” Ms. Denver has endorsed Ms. Doherty’s statement.
Ms. Doherty split with Ms. Armand citing “mutual reasons”. Neither were available to comment on the photos.