10 Reasons to live in China

1. Chinese food – Hot pot – boiled food is delicious

2. Cheap taxis – put out your pinkie and listen for the screech

3. The dogs don't bark

4. Your movers are hanging out on the corner

5. Cutting in line is acceptable

6. You're usually the tallest person in the room

7. Being an American makes you rich

8. Blonde hair is exotic and all western men are handsome

9. Firecrackers are legal

10. You don't have to speak Chinese because everyone wants to speak English

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