This is the worst book I have ever read. Utterly pointless. As say this as someone who did read the entire thing, despite my desire to stop many, many times. The only catch-22 is that people who pick up this book thinking it a great piece of literature are so dumbfounded by its stupidity that they convince themselves it must actually be amazing, because surely nothing this popular could be that idiotic, and so they proclaim it a brilliant work of literature thus perpetuating the myth. But in actuality, it’s just a pointless book. This book often garners attention because it is sometimes included in banned book lists. I’m not convinced people are trying to ban it because it’s offensive, I think they are actually just trying to break the cycle of this book being mistaken for a great book, when really it’s among the most annoying works of fiction ever written. Unfortunately, in their ignorance (because anyone trying to ban any book is ignorant), they are merely perpetuating the idiocy they are trying to put a stop to. Which is ironically appropriate.

Stop the cycle, stop reading this book.