It's been two days since my capture. I left my holiday hovel only to find a grapefruit in a jar. Naturally, I ignored it, and rummaged through some bins, but on the way back, the grapefruit had become a passion-fruit. I was intrigued, I crept over the rocks on the shore, and reached into the jar for the magic fruit.
I had been trying to pull it out of the jar for only half and hour before some of the humans threw a blanket over me. At first I thought they were after the enchanted food, but their true purpose was much stranger.