February 2019

MC: Our next speaker is a man who absolutely needs an introduction.

You know, it’s funny, we were talking backstage just now and I kept getting blinded by the reflection off the guy’s Rolex. And, ladies, you can ask him for a ride in his Maserati later. Oh, wait, are there even any ladies here?

Guess not.

Where was I? Right, okay. When he’s not buying sports cars and luxury watches, our next speaker is ...