Happy April, to all who celebrate.

Q. What’s the difference between jam and jelly?
A. You won’t jelly your cock into your fist when you read our offerings this month!

Mayonnaise Press is thrilled to announce two new books.

Our series Russian Ballet Reform School concludes this month with Russian Ballet Reform School: the Final Chapter.

We also have a new short story: Capturing the Finish.

For more details, see below!

Russian Ballet Reform School: The Final Chapter

The Thrilling Series Conclusion!

Having jumped from a train in remote Siberia, Forrest and Mitsu have at last escaped Novo with Petrov's money. After a steamy night of celebration in an old train shed, however, they realize their escape has drawn attention.

Petrov is on their trail, and has ordered the Russian cops to return his money - or return half with no mention of Forrest and Mitsu ever again!

In the quiet hamlet of Orlova, they find an ally, but will she be enough with the police, Petrov, and a German Shepard on their trail, and Forrest fevered and in desperate need of antibiotics?

Russian Ballet Reform School is a steamy, erotic, gay coming-of-age series for adult readers only. Called "debauched," and "utter filth," it will satisfy those who like multiracial characters and enjoy teacher/student encounters, first-time discoveries, watching and yearning, guys in tights, and dirty mm fantasy.

Buy The Final Chapter Today!

Capturing The Finish

A Straight-to-Gay Friends-to-Lovers MM First Time New Adult Erotic Romance

How far will Jeff and Mike go before they cross the finish line?

It's fall, 1976. Mike Thompson and Jeff Harding are freshmen on their college track team, but after tuition and books they're hard-up for cash. Mike's behind on his rent, and Jeff has a car repair to make so he can visit his girlfriend. When they hear a rumor that their assistant coach, Coach Kinger, has a side hustle using the sports camera for more than game analysis, they can't help but wonder if there are opportunities for fast cash.

Are the rumors true? What might coach make them do? And could a project between them wreck their years-long friendship?

Capturing the Finish is a spicy, erotic, gay new adult coming-of-age tale for adult readers only. It will satisfy those who like short shorts and high socks and enjoy coach/athlete/teammate books, mm friends-to-lovers, first-time discoveries, and straight-to-gay stories.

A note from CD Truncheon: I think this story makes for some excellent spanking material. Yong guys in the 1970’s getting railed by their coach in the locker room and learning they like it is an evergreen theme, and I think you’ll like it, too. It’s the first “retro” story I’ve written.

Buy Capturing the Finish Here

And Finally… The cover design may not be thrilling, but hey: this is a penny dreadful, not something they’ll review in the Times.

Keep an eye out for Russian Ballet Reform School: The Complete Series, only in print from your favorite retailer. It should be available within the next few weeks. We’ll have links for you next month.

We’ll circle back soon with more exciting news, including our first sci-fi wanker. Happy whacking!