ARE YOU AN OVERZEALOUS FOODIE who compels himself to go through the horrors of trying every imaginable food and bets he’d survive?

A sad traveler who thinks of food only as sustenance? 

Globetrotter Joe who doesn’t think of it at all, just gets some? 

And are you traveling to Uzbekistan? 

Buckle up and get ready to be taken for a ride! 

Or, learn how to haggle. We’ll start with a song.

The song of a proud man…

[Singing]

I don’t wanna talk,
About all the deals I’ve mis...