According to the streets…. The block is indeed HOT! What started as a night of lowered inhibitions and bad decisions turned into a group of indigents doing anything for clout.

*Currently Playing: Clout by Offset & Cardi B*

From being the Beyoncé of Mississippi to the R. Kelly of Literature as 2025 rolled in I am now the Cardi B of the South! Using my name for clickbait!

As hilarious as this is to me…. I do understand the severity of such claims and I indeed have a heart to sympathize with the victims HOWEVER….. that’s all I can do.

*Currently Playing: Drunk In Love by Beyoncé & Jay Z*

For the ones that know….. Evan Williams is NOT to be played with! Leave that gotdamn man ALONE!!!!!

I could list all of the things that happened but me being me, I like to focus on the small details. The backstories and whatnot.

*Currently Playing: Anaconda by Nicki Minaj*

In reference to my previous post stating the desire to move on to a new boo that I’ve had my eye on for some years. In an instant, I was caught up in a relationship with somebody totally different person and I regretted every second of it because of how ready I actually was for somebody else.

At the same time this was a decision of my mine and yet it was forced based on the environment I was in. Basically doing whatever I needed to do to stay alive and luckily for me it works every time.

Enemies turned lovers because his plan was to unalive me. A notion he drew up in his head that I wasn’t a real born female. No instead he believed that I sucked my way into being a transgender man awaiting surgery. It’s only one way to prove my existence as a real woman and unfortunately for him….. he drowned….. on live.

*Currently Playing: My Side Piece by Pokey Bear*

He didn’t leave home. Told his main woman to let me move in. FLABBERGASTED and yet still very much alive. As much as I did not want to be seen as Imani! Stating multiple times that Imani was simply a character in my book. These heathens went out of their way to make me Imani all because they had chosen their “Katrina Chanice” and what good did that do them?

So I’m staying prayed up and knowing God got me. These heathens seen me sleeping at every puff of the magic dragon because I was sleeping through my storms. They claimed to be God fearing folks but couldn’t SEE that I was sleeping through my storms. Must not be that God fearing.

As the days drew longer and my prayers seemed to be less heard than before, I made the decision to get fukk’d up on New Year’s Eve! I asked an old classmate to go out with me. She was all for it and I shared with her the details (in a positive light) of my newfound relationship.

He came in the door the next morning laughing about how she’s another notch in his belt. Once again….. a hoe being a hoe simply because I pushed the issue of him having a big dill pickle.

I withheld the fact that he cried and his salty tears dropped on my face. I thought it was sweat at first. I didn’t once mention how he flashed out pushing his lil Glock in my face and threatening to unalive me only to turn the Glock on himself calling up his baby mama to calm him down. Of course I didn’t say how I sat in the chair beside him completely unbothered on Snapchat just to flip out and beat his azz when he least expected it. Oh no, I only shared with this old classmate that he liked older women as I knew she’d jump on that big dill pickle simply because it was me that introduced them.

*Currently Playing: Crybaby by Megan Thee Stallion & DaBaby*

Because yes in that moment and any time I ever push a guy off on these old hoes it’s because I need you to take this one off my hands please!!!! Keep him occupied so I don’t have to. Be his biggest freak boo!!!! I promise I don’t want to!!!

Had to keep a few hoes on deck because they play too many games. I took that man to Glen Oaks first. This lil shawty gone go and she’ll house you. Feed you. Sponsor you. A damn good Mama Bear to her sexy cub!

She wanna play games. Screaming out she don’t wanna be a hoe no more!! So why you wearing the exact same outfit as your profile picture??? You knew wtf was up. Gul stop playing and take this man off my hands. Instead she’ll go behind my back trying to keep it on the low thinking I got real feelings involved.

I suppose….. so next was this Brandy look alike as I have always thought that she looked just like Brandy to me. And I knew she was going but when the boy came back bragging…..only some hours later….. I was happy but damn I’m still Imani in this bih!!! I gotta get aaaaawwwwwaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!

*Currently Playing: Runaway Love by Ludacris & Mary J Blige*

His main woman was working my damn nerves talking about how she can’t let him go and yet sure enough whenever he walked in she knew to shut the fukk up. All the way up. Anytime I was hungry, he told his main bih to cook for me. If I wanted to puff the magic dragon, he told his main bih to roll up. If I was sleepy, I had my own bed in her second son’s room as he no longer had a room because I was there now.

In my spirit I understood fully that this young big dill pickle really was running shit in this woman house but to say he’s Greg? Absolutely not! Oh no….. if this was your audition tape then I’ll have to pass you on by. Credentials ain’t hitting worth a damn.

*Currently Playing: Tyrone by Erykah Badu*

Simply saying that he felt so good about himself that he wanted to be labeled a King and I told him I needed to see his credentials before giving him the crown. He wanted to be apart of this Melanin Midas Movie and he hasn’t even read the book to understand and embody the true essence of the character itself.

Done went all out your way to prove something that did not need to be proven. Instead of reading this huge book… you run to social media to learn little tidbits about the book and then act accordingly. Hence a bunch of dumbasses trying to make me Imani because when I was 17; I was a pretty girl with some pretty friends and all of my pretty friends were some pretty big hoes.

Seventeen years later and those same hoes still going. No need to recruit new hoes. Their daughters just turned 18 so they’re teaching them how to be the new hoes. One thing I never did with my kids because I was never hoeing for any and everybody. Whether free or paid, a hoe gone always get laid.

*Currently Playing: Money by Cardi B*

Never my business what they did or who they did it with so by the time we made it to Kemistry; I was already overly lit and don’t remember much of anything aside from what was recorded on my Snapchat. I woke up and it was morning time. I was completely disoriented and obviously hungover.

No idea how or when I walked out the club, left, or anything between that last snap and those 10A morning rays of sunshine peeking through the blinds. I got up thankful that I wasn’t around that damn big dill pickle or the fukk’n classmate. Happy to wake up for the most part and happy to wake up in a safe haven not worrying about anything. Happy to know my prayers definitely got answered as I am no longer Imani in these heathens makeshift dramatization of my Melanin Midas Movie.

*Currently Playing: Up Against The Wind by Lori Perry*

It was me watching the snaps to understand what had happened that I realized how truly blessed and highly favored I was because I’ve never been so drunk before. I know my limits and I normally stop when I feel the buzz. I don’t like to take it too far in public because of public intoxication. I’ve also never been so drunk before at home because I don’t want to ruin my liver. Because of alcohol poisoning. Because of hangovers that I don’t get because I don’t get that drunk. I don’t even know what that kind of drunk is called but chilllllleeeeeee miss me with that shit!!!! NO MEANS NO!!!!!

The reason I have moved on from New Year and doing my own thing with no regard for anybody I was with that night is because when I looked at 1 snap…. I was completely lit. I don’t remember making the snap but to see this hoe scream out “We gone get you some dick tonight!” Baby I was pissed!

It was 2K12 that I was 7 or 8 months pregnant with Peyton Shontell and I was ready to fight 3 or 4 drunk dudes from trying to have sex with this Brandy look alike because she was drunk and throwing herself on every guy in the living room. Wasn’t even at the club. I wasn’t drinking for obvious reasons but she had gotten too far gone and nobody cared that she was too far gone because she was all on them wanting them so bad.

Got into the biggest argument with those guys that night, the next day, and hell probably today if I see them. Only 1 guy…. My 1st husband’s classmate named Fred was understanding and considerate enough to put the girl in his bed and sleep it off.

She damn near drowned from throwing up on his bed and unable to move out of the vomit. Fred didn’t trip because Fred understood like I understood that she was too far gone and needed to be left alone but everybody had been drinking and everybody seemed a little too far gone.

Especially when Cody(Alexis Santee) was trying to unalive himself by jumping over the gate while having drunken confessions about his hard knock life. Everybody that drunk that night was indeed too far gone. Fred didn’t drink as much and I didn’t drink at all. The entire moment left the sourest taste in my mouth and I’ve steered clear of liquor for a long time. Being extremely mindful of my intake because once I’m too inebriated then there’s no stopping anybody from doing anything to me…. Can’t even stop myself from fukk’n over me.

Full Circle….. nothing bad happened to me but this old classmate’s friend decided to “blast” me for having laced her friend’s drink knowing her friend is a well known alcoholic and gets drunk like that on the regular. She loves being so sloppy drunk that she can’t remember anything the next day because she loves being a big ass hoe and blaming it on the liquor is her favorite pastime.

Twelve years ago, I would’ve been a blubbering mess, completely distraught because of how I woke up and this girl was nowhere around me. I would’ve been more concerned but all I can ASSUME is that she hooked up with some guys and enjoyed herself exactly how she wanted to be enjoyed.

I on the other hand…. Simply thanking God for placing me in a safe haven and allowing me to recover and not allow anybody to take advantage of me in that situation.

*Currently Playing: Hail Mary by Tupac*

I’ve lost a many friends and family members on this journey of discovery with God so I’m not hung up on the strangers reaching out to entertain the idea that I’ve laced this girl’s drink on purpose to do what I don’t know. They had already formed this hate group years ago and just now coming together to make false claims and sing their songs of how I did them wrong.

They waited until my follower count was 22.2K because it means nothing if it’s only 22 followers of course. The exposure so that they can sell they lil wings and get shares on their posts. Whatever floats ya boat baby. I ain’t mad at cha. We all doing something to get out the hood. Definitely do what works for you and always remember that karma is a big back walrus bitch that always gets the last lick.