Dear _________,

You and I are not close, and we haven’t had much of a relationship throughout your life. Therefore, it might seem odd that I’m sending you this letter as you are about to get married. But what you do not know, is that you and I are bonded. Deeply bonded.

You see…..there was this guy who tortured me from grade school through high school. He was very difficult to have as a friend, was constantly making fun of me, and always telling me...