Hello and welcome,

It's such a joy to get a review or a rating on the novel. It's been a labour of love. I wrote it in a massive rush one Christmas when I had two weeks off and then spent years editing it to its final form and then a lot longer being rejected by over 100 (!) literary agents.

So, along came Kindle self-publishing. Which was a massive learning experience (read: it is not fun! Or maybe I’m just not tech-savvy).

Here we are. I hope you enjoy Arden's adventures. He is a mix of myself, the completely fictitious, and the totally heightened and ridiculous.

I have never been chased by a murderer, but I have done things I regret with men in fields, so there we are.

It is my biggest dream to quit my day job and do this professionally, so your support means everything to me. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, well, I still appreciate your support.

OK, that's quite enough sincerity. It sickens me.