CLASSIFICATION:  GOLD LEVEL (FOR YOUR EYES ONLY) – SUBJECT:  MEMORANDUM #6 – THE DEATH OF M

Dear colleagues,

Death is a given in this life. In MI6 it is an eventuality that we prepare our field agents for, as best we are able. Out there, in foreign theatres, we operate with the understanding that, despite all our precautions, things may go wrong. What we don’t expect is Death’s scythe to swing in our own back yard. 

It is with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to M. As you will know by now, M passed away last week, a heart attack, in his local Greggs. The absurdist nature of his final moments would have appealed to him. I remember his first words to me when I joined Q Branch more than two decades ago, sat behind his desk, smoking his customary pipe. ‘There are two kinds of operatives here, Q. Those who stay in the shadows and those who cast them. Guess which one you are?’ M was a tyrant, a father confessor, and one of the finest men I have ever known. We shall miss him.

So, what now? I am told that the new M will be in post within the week. In the meantime it is business as usual. Later this week we will be testing the Penetrator, our laser-guided titanium crossbow. As you know, I am not entirely convinced as to the field-utility of this particular weapon, but it was a project close to M’s heart and so we shall continue as planned. No doubt the likes of 007 will find some use for it. I just don’t want to be in the vicinity when he does. 

Finally, congratulations to DAVID N. for correctly ascertaining the answer to the puzzle in my previous memo, and for being fortunate enough to be picked at random from all the correct entries. The answer, of course, was WALTHER PPK, the name of the gun that I gave James Bond before his Dr No mission. Below you will find this edition’s puzzle. Good luck!  

Sincerely,

Major Boothroyd

Head of Q Branch

P.S. Here is this edition’s puzzle. One ‘winner’ shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. MI6 Archives shall rustle up a book to send to you* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter . . . This month’s puzzle is as follows: 

Who was the first actor to play M in the James Bond films?

*UK entrants only, alas!

NOTE FROM VASEEM KHAN

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