New Book!!!!
Morning!
I hope all my Topsiders are doing well today!
I'd like to take a minute to thank everyone for liking my reviews and getting me into the top 100 worldwide reviewers here on Goodreads! I'm well over 1600 and am trying hard to keep my book/day pace going strong!
Anyway, I'm very happy to announce my 2025 project, titled The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told. I put a lot of work into this one and hope that you all enjoy it as much as I did developing it. I don't have a solid pub date yet but am hoping for mid-September. More news to follow. See the summary below:
This is like a holiday version of The Monster Squad, but with a ton of sex, violence, action, and naughty language. It truly is The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told, but for all the wrong reasons. Peter Topside has created a new version of the North Pole with different districts of the magical kingdom. The Krampus, Jack Frost, Santa Claus, Christmas Spirits, and The Grouch (Not Grinch!) all maintain some sort of strange harmony with one another. That is, until a small batch of killer, self-aware toys decide to wreak havoc and threaten Christmas by turning all these beloved figures against one another. And it becomes an all-out war for the ages. Can the holiday be saved? Will Mrs. Claus keep her clothes on? Is the word ‘elf’ even appropriate anymore?! Get ready to have Christmas permanently tarnished by the most troubled mind of our generation, Peter Topside.
Have a good day, everyone!
Peter
I hope all my Topsiders are doing well today!
I'd like to take a minute to thank everyone for liking my reviews and getting me into the top 100 worldwide reviewers here on Goodreads! I'm well over 1600 and am trying hard to keep my book/day pace going strong!
Anyway, I'm very happy to announce my 2025 project, titled The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told. I put a lot of work into this one and hope that you all enjoy it as much as I did developing it. I don't have a solid pub date yet but am hoping for mid-September. More news to follow. See the summary below:
This is like a holiday version of The Monster Squad, but with a ton of sex, violence, action, and naughty language. It truly is The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told, but for all the wrong reasons. Peter Topside has created a new version of the North Pole with different districts of the magical kingdom. The Krampus, Jack Frost, Santa Claus, Christmas Spirits, and The Grouch (Not Grinch!) all maintain some sort of strange harmony with one another. That is, until a small batch of killer, self-aware toys decide to wreak havoc and threaten Christmas by turning all these beloved figures against one another. And it becomes an all-out war for the ages. Can the holiday be saved? Will Mrs. Claus keep her clothes on? Is the word ‘elf’ even appropriate anymore?! Get ready to have Christmas permanently tarnished by the most troubled mind of our generation, Peter Topside.
Have a good day, everyone!
Peter
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Aug 21, 2025 09:32AM
Release date is officially 9/23!!
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This sounds spectacular, Peter, and I look forward to seeing it released.
Daniel wrote: "This sounds spectacular, Peter, and I look forward to seeing it released."Thanks so much, Daniel! Have an awesome day!!
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