I’m going to be doing some vacation recaps and reviews, but before I do that, I want to address the elephant-sized mouse in the room.

I had an absolutely fabulous time at Disney World, celebrating my fortieth birthday — but it was definitely a weird time to be there. The Kimmel cancellation happened about a day and a half before my trip, and was then reversed about a day before it ended. As such, there was really no way for me to cancel the trip in protest. They already had my money and there...