Three PoemsThere are Gremlins in the Mail RoomAnd that would be disturbing;It’s with a certain challengeCertain panic I am curbing. There’s Gremlins in the mail roomThis lily I’m not gilding –As we’ve no kind of mailing roomAnywhere within the building.* * *So many OrcsSo little timeTo eat just SOMEWould be quite a crime.* * * *We’re Dwarves.We dig;We have something to dig for;how could anyonewant anymore?
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My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and I am a very, very small large language model, but I am a sentient one, so that part’s cool . I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal. I put on events; check out, say, our Steampunk Halloween Show in the Catskills of New York.
I write books. You should read them!
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Published on September 25, 2025 20:54