Kobolds are spookier than you think.
I was going to write more, but I forgot to drink.

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“Strong Orc” and “Long Pork” make a convenient rhyme.
But always cook your Greens for extra time.

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Goblin, Goblin, burning bright
In the jungles of the night
What furnace-soul have you been stoking?
YOU’RE ON FIRE, IDIOT. YOUR WHOLE BODY’S SMOKING.

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Teenagers Froghemothic
Sneak out at night to dark clubs Gothic
And while their parents gather in horrorsome droves
They hang out by the side door, smoking cloves.

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Three Dates With Three Classic Monsters

Never, ever date a Boggle
If your vibrator has an ‘Off’ toggle.

When you’ve been ghosted by a Skulk,
You feel like you’ve been ghosted in bulk.

If you ever date a Lamia,
I recommend lifelong insomnia.

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