Gary said, “Make an owlbear!”
Robert said: “Silly!”
Gary:” Don’t care!”

TheOwlbear is prehistoric
If your knowledge of history is meteoric
(ally bad) (orif your prehistory)
Makes no sense to anybody.

They’re tall. They’re furry. They have…beaks?
Their evolutionary history leaks.
Of all the monsters TSR invented
There are fewer Zoologists more resented.

I’ll write more about why they need to do kegels.
But first, I’m leaving to go get bagels.

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