Donald Trump ‘blowing Bubba’ message in Epstein emails under scrutiny

Of the thousands of leaked Epstein emails, one name is mentioned 1628 times, more than anyone else, and that name is Donald Trump.

Before you MAGA cultists burst a blood vessel, yes, simply being mentioned isn’t a crime. Bill Clinton is mentioned quite often, too, like when Epstein said Trump lied about Clinton being on his pedo island.

But, many of these instances that mention Trump are more than mere mentions. The context points to what everyone with more than a single brain cell has known for years: Trump did some horrible shit to some kids.

Right now, though, I’d like to call out just one mention that makes the plot thicken in a surprising way. In an email exchange between Jeffrey Epstein and his brother Mark (in which they joke about Jeffrey and Trump going to prison!), Jeffrey drops a shocking detail. Look what’s underlined in red…

In case you don’t have your reading glasses on, it says:

“Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?”

Now, for those of you who are unaware, there was one powerful figure in American politics known to be a freind of Epstein and who, in the ‘90s and beyond, was known to their friends and family, as well as the media, as Bubba.

That person is the aforementioned Bill Clinton.

Now, I’m not saying the Bubba that reportedly got his pole smoked by Trump is Clinton, but I’m not not saying it either.

(And don’t get me started on the implication that Putin has a photo of this. Maybe the pee tapes we’ve been looking for is the secret blowjob along the way.)

To the MAGA cult, two consenting men playing a little throat croquet is not a crime and nothing to be ashamed of. But, I love that the possibility of Trump gargling Clinton’s knackwurst drives you up a motherfucking wall.

And save your cries of “bUt ClInToN’s MeNtIoNeD iN tHe EmAiLs ToO!” I honestly and genuinely do not give a fuck. As I’ve said before, if he or any other Democrat was among the child rapists, they should be punished just as severly as Trump likely will be.

For all of you non-cultists teeing up your witticisms:

Anyway, MAGA, be sure to do some stretches before you tie yourself in knots trying to explain this away. You don’t want to pull a hammy.

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