People's Blog • The Cube's Location-Transparency System

Comrades, Xwitter has introduced a new transparency system that reveals the actual location of posters and has exposed of thousands of fake, misleading, deceptive and often foreign agitprop accounts.

We at The People's Cube are way ahead of them. For nearly 20 years, we've employed a two-step process to screen new members. First, the initial applicant quiz and second, determination of actual location by our team of crack IT specialists (Ygor in the janitor's closet in the basement).

Thus, we have stopped countless hooligans, thought criminals, nonconformists, and weirdos in their tracks before they get memberships or immediately upon their first suspicious post.

These are some of the worst of the worst first posts that have been deleted:

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These are but a few. More coming as they're declassified by Ygor.

 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 11/28/2025, 4:05 pm

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