I was young once and it lasted a good long mile. Like my grandfather before me. You may have heard of my grandfather, if you’re a true crime enthusiast. He became an infamous spree killer way back in 1957. His transition was sudden. 

In 2003, some talentless hack cobbled together a short documentary on my grandfather’s episode. What’s left of our family refused to cooperate with the project. I watched the atrocity on The Criminal Channel and, like most of their programming, it was cheap s...