I’m currently recovering from some dental surgery. Nothing major, but I did come home with some pills and potions and a page full of instructions for what I should and should not do – including not blowing my nose for the next three months!

I’m pretty sure if I do, all my teeth will explode out of my face.

Or something.

The treatment also involved plugging a hole with some human bone. Apparently, my body will reject it and replace it with some new bone of my own. But I’ve seen enough ho...