Dear Abby. Dear Prudence. Dear Polly. Dear Sugar. Now, a new advice column enters the fray: DEAR REAPER.

As you may have guessed, I am the Reaper in question, and I am thrilled to be taking my scythe to your death-related questions for GraveSite, an independent news source dedicated to the politics of death and grief.

Read my inaugural column

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Catch you at the threshold. 💀