When places like the Huffington Post have a Zombie section then you know it's time to put those freaking walking corpses back in the ground where they belong. And just hand me over that pale twerp, Edward, from ‘Twilight’ or those egomaniacal vamps from ‘True Blood’ and my boys will show you why being with the living is better. And ladies…they will protect you if you want it, have well paying jobs, live exciting lives, will wine and dine you, take you out in DAYLIGHT ( and we all know what it means when your lover won't bring you out in public),eventually buy you that Tennis bracelet at Jared’s that you wanted for Valentine’s Day. LOL! So, if you're tired of Zombies and Vampires...Read 'Hitmen in Paradise'! And, if you want read about something that could actually get you...then 'Master’s of Taboo’,because now it's all about the Cannibals that are starting to populate the news...for real! And if you want REAL terror...Screw around with the IRS! That’s why MY accountant is a Witch. ;)