I have been receiving a lot of awards, recently.

First, Maddie Cochere awarded me the Cheeky Diva award. Then, the Hot Dog Guild gave me their treasured Weinerward and the Nachos Writers’ Guild voted me into their Hall of Fame on Wednesday. Lastly, my brother, Brother Jon, gave me 2(two) awards just by himself (learn from his example, people!) He was very lovely and handed me The Very Inspiring Blogger Award AND… The Blogger of the YEAR Award!

I always knew I was an inspiration to millions, so that award was a pleasure to accept but not really a surprise. But the fact that I was the best blogger of the whole year was… Actually, I expected that, too.

So, I now humbly (very humbly) accept the Very Inspiring Blogger award by following the rules laid out at their inception (and birth, I assume) by stating 7(seven) things about me (not you):

1. My name is David Harding ‘R’ Me.
2. Wait. The R Me bit isn’t really part of my name.
3. My blog’s name is David Harding ‘R’ Me.
4. I like rice.
5. I love nachos.
6. I am a very inspiring blogger. I inspire millions of people everyday. Just check out my doctrine for happy life living here. At last count, upwards of nine people have found peace and happiness through me this way.
7. I’m thinking of setting up my own award. How good would it be to win THAT!? VERY! GOOD!

And you know, that really covers everything. Aren’t I great? YES! I! AM!