When I hold you in my hand,

I hope you’ll understand,

That I love you so! Dear nacho.

When I taste your cheese,

And your crunch chippies,

I just wanna crow, ‘Dear nacho!’

I’d cut off my foot

If I could never put

You in my mouth like so, dear nacho.

Now it’s time to sup,

I’d like to wrap this up,

Just like a burrito, dear nacho.

So please don’t ever leave,

Or I’ll forever grieve,

Rain or sun or snow, dear nacho!


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