Soul for sale….

I get my future from a café, and read between the lines to
portray the future I envision…

All I ask is that it be done now; I’ll take my fate and
schedule it in with precise precision.

Instantly gratify me, I am a western goddess,

let me de-bunk your theories, with my modern prowess

Let me show you that which I hold dear, my Dior essence
defines me, and all that you’ll hold dear.

Never-mind my flaws, my faults or shortcomings, because for
9.99 plus shipping I’ll be everything you can imagine.

My ass, taking on a new lofty life, while my hair grows 8
inches over night…

I have the demeanor of a scholar, and it only cost 4.99

I’ve been the best of every world, as my edited world shows
fit

Hold your expectations high, with your eyes wide shut, and
I’ll be Halle if you’ll be my Tyrese…

Don’t look now, the café of the future is closed, and for a
limited time only

I can be the woman, wife, and mother of your dreams….

buy my soul with your lies 

feed me your lines

I'm here on clearance for a limited time

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