Ho. Ho. Ho.

Can you feel the holiday spirit? No? Then you need to drink more. Anyways, to kick off my latest blog post, I just wanted to share some of my mediocre poetry with the rest of the world. Please refrain from gouging out your eyes if you find it less than satisfactory as poetry isn’t something I often dabble in.

Here’s one heavy with alliteration:

SYNTHESIS OF STREWN STITCHES

My characteristically chaotic chemistry is

A synthesis of strewn stitches

Rough rims, rimples and ridges,

Too big fo...