If you want a free Kindle short story, you can get one here:

http://www.amazon.com/Monkey-Bars-Jay...

It may depress you, it may shock you; you may not even care!

Basically, I'm trawling for reviews (for here and amazon), so do your patriotic duty: read my story and write a review! (Come on, I know you've read and rated worse books on this site. How else do all the other no-name authors get hundreds of reviews?)